Since it's no secret I love a good theme, of course my jokes need to be themed as well. I have been searching the internet for the best, kid approved seasonal jokes. I wanted to compile a list of Thanksgiving themed jokes here to share. So here ya go, enjoy!!
(If you have any, please share. The cornier the better!)
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Q: Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
A: Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
Q: What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
A: Apple Gobbler!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q. What happens when you’re mean to cranberries?
A. They turn into blue berries.
Q: Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The tur-key.
Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.
Q: Did you hear grandma sat on the pie?
A: Now we are having squash for dessert!
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
