4th of July Jokes to use in Speech!

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Summer is here and it's just about time to break out all the red, white, and blue! Nothing is better than laughing with your students. Good, deep belly laughs. About a year ago I started telling jokes at the beginning of my sessions. It's just a fun way to set the tone for the day. I have searched the web for the best, kid approved, 4th of July jokes. So here are some of the best patriotic jokes your students will love!


What did the flag do when it lost its voice?
It just waved!

What snack goes great with peanut butter?
Fire crackers!

What is a firecrackers favorite treat?
A POP-sicle!

What is the most patriotic drink?

What did the little first cracker say to the big firecracker?
Hi, pop!

What dance was popular in 1776?
The Indepen-DANCE!

How do ducks celebrate independence day?
With fire quackers!

What do dad's like to eat on 4th of July?

What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?
A puddle!

What do you call an American drawing?
A Yankee Doodle!

What happens when dinosaurs light fireworks?
You get DINO-mite!

How much does freedom weight?
A Washing-TON!

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