Happy first day of fall, y'all!! Are you ready to be the most fun SLP ever? Here are some kid-friendly (and super corny!) fall themed jokes that your students will love. Jokes are a great way to get your kids laughing while also getting their brains working.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in!
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: STRAW-berries!
Q: Why do trees hate tests so much?
A: Because they always get 'stumped!'
Q: Which season is the cutest?
A: Awwwwwtumn!
Q: What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field!
Q: What has ears but doesn't listen?
A: A cornfield!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a giraffe?
A: A turtle-neck!
Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A; In autumn-mobiles!
Q: What happen when winter arrives?
A: Autumn leaves!
